Curse

the savage nornbear · Aug 20, 2008, 12:19 AM // 00:19

Obviously its not, but I thought I would share anyways.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Kanyatta · Aug 20, 2008, 01:10 AM // 01:10

Oh my God, this site rules, I just read the fashion one to start off, and I lmao'd a few times

Quote:

There have been literally thousands of names for the same color of lipstick over the years, yet there are only about 3 shades of red: red, dark red, light red.

Quote:

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism

Also, non-pregnant women (especially younger than 18) wearing maternity blouses is a huge turn-off. I don't understand how that ever became "trendy".

pamelf · Aug 20, 2008, 07:00 AM // 07:00

It's just that most of his posts are incredibly outdated. He tends to write one article a year these days if we're lucky, and if you read them most of them are hardly relevant. Funny yes, relevant no.

He now works on books which are funnier and more relevant. It's like me posting an onion article from three years ago...he tends to write about current trends, and as none of those trends are currently, well, current the old site is in fact old.

P.S. No offense taken, I just love lolcats.

fenix · Aug 20, 2008, 08:23 AM // 08:23

Slowpoke is slow.

Maddox was cool years ago, before he stopped writing things regularly.

Quote:

Gay talk is gay.

Unfunny newfag is unfunny. Lurk some more.

pamelf · Aug 20, 2008, 10:21 PM // 22:21

Anyway, here's an info link to the book. Wiki is king.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_alphabet_of_manliness

Enjoy.

imnotyourmother · Aug 21, 2008, 02:42 PM // 14:42

thanks for the link

russiansteven · Aug 23, 2008, 02:49 AM // 02:49

No Offence But That was a waste of my time and life to just click that link and read that very stupid wrting. It was funny but also very stupid I am not surprised I havent heard this site before. It was more stupid than funny.

Zahr Dalsk · Aug 23, 2008, 05:12 AM // 05:12

Ooh, I remember those from long ago, thanks for reminding me

AidinSwiftarrow · Aug 23, 2008, 05:40 PM // 17:40

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....u=stock_photos

So, so true...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

LMAO

Also, "Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad."

I love this guy.

zelgadissan · Aug 23, 2008, 07:14 PM // 19:14

I cared about Maddox - four years ago when he actually wrote anything. Now you just wait for April 1st to see what crappy idea he came up with for the site.

BTW though, everything he writes is the honest and hilarious truth.

Etta · Aug 26, 2008, 03:34 PM // 15:34

Yeah he's got famous with the book writing a couple of years back. He kinda forgot about the site now. Get the book if you can, pretty funny.

Alphabet of Manliness, it called.

Abedeus · Aug 26, 2008, 05:22 PM // 17:22

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

Lol finally someone else noticed iPhone is a piece of crap with a couple of buzzword commercials.